TRANS-TERROR AUTO SALES
We have the deals you won't find at any other dealership.


Our sporty two seater car
Custom priced to make
you smile.  
Priced at:
$850,000.00



Sporty Two Seater Car		 Our Star Salesman
Mr.Dan Dillysipper


Trans-Terror's Greatest Auto Salesman.		 Our gas saver is more than
just economic, it's a bargain!
Priced at:
$65,000.00
scooter



The Utility Truck A Man
Could Only Dream About.
Priced at:
60,000,000.00



The Dream Utility Truck
 Our Best Deal!  Very economic.  Duel
function.  Creates organic matter and
requires no gasoline.
$7,000,000.00 with one horse power
and chauffeur. $4,000,000.00 you drive.
A classic beauty. Drive without fueling up.		 Nothing says fun like a
four wheel drive.
Priced to go at:
450,000.00


Well priced four Wheel Drive


Our Location:

246 Seashell Cresent
Furryfrongs, New Jersey.


Want to call us?  Sorry, we don't give out our phone number.